|KP and Nanny|
Kaine came out with some absolutely hilarious things so I'm going to share all the things he said whilst I was at home.
KP - Sarah, you got PPI?
Me - *laughing my head off*
Me - What have you done to your leg?
KP - It supposed to be like that.
Me - Is there room in your dump truck for rubbish?
KP - Sarah, no, it only a pretend one.
*KP went out with my the dogs*
KP - My hope Sarah will be okay on her own. You look after yourself, Sarah.
*KP in the bath*
Me - Have you washed yourself?
KP - Yeah, smell my fingers, Sarah.
Me - Can you sit next to me (not between my legs) so I can do some work?
KP - You not need to work
Me - I do
KP - Nah.
KP - Nanny Jackie
Me - Do you know what Nanny's full name is? Jacqueline
KP - Nanny jaq-ween (sounded very similar to 'drag queen')
Me - What time are you going home?
KP - Two more weeks.
Me - You're my favourite
KP - Nanny my favourite
Me - Am I your second favourite?
KP - Yeah.