KP - What you doing?
Me - Eating Chinese
KP - What you eating Chinese for?
Me - Do you like my hair?
KP - Yes, you is beautiful.
Me - I've got a sore body
KP - My come see you on my own, my Nan not come
Me - Okay, thanks bud.
Me - Come and give me a smoochie, please
KP - No thanks
*Took Kaine the toilet*
KP - Look Sarah, I'm pissing.
*In the gym with my brother*
KP - I'm getting my shoulders ripped, lad.
KP - My take off my onesie and be naked
Me - Why're you obsessed with being naked?
*KP puts his hand in my mouth giving me my medication*
KP - You love that don't you? This make your bones better.
Me - Speak to uncle Ian for a minute
KP - Get that beard cut, it too long.
Me - Kaine, go and get Roger
KP - You get him, please
Me - My back is very sore
KP - My toes is very sore, my can't walk.
KP - *whispers to Nan*
Mum - What did you say?